bullied:

i like online shopping and putting everything i want in a cart then checking my subtotal and laughing and closing the tab

dawnoftheclarineticorns:

marchingartsphotos:

Saxophone Necklace in Case (via Etsy).

omg what it’s adorable the CASE IS A CASE I CAN’T

wilddaize:

I’m a hopeless romantic with a dirty mind who has high standards. 

jaclcfrost:

[angry whisper] do u even know how fricking cute u are

turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

GUYS LISTEN YOU”RE GONNA WANT TO HEAR THIS

thepoptartlord:

TOM HIDDLESTON IS CASTED FOR TWO DOCTOR WHO EPISODES

deepspooking:

an important graph for everyone to see thank u

deepspooking:

an important graph for everyone to see thank u

pokemoncap:

fxckbeans:

pokemoncap:

demontadark:

not-pizza:

pokemoncap:

RIP lil Tommy

HE DIDN’T DIE

RIP little Tommy

RIP lil Tommy

HE DIDNT DIE HE WAS RAISED BY KANGASKHAN

R I P    L I L    T O M M Y

systemofadowny:

airmanawesome:

rose-j:

systemofadowny:

Listening to a girl moan and orgasm, has to be one of the hottest things I could ever hear.

Listening to a guy moan is also incredibly hot.

Hearing the microwave go off when it’s done cooking my pizza rolls is SO HOT.

I should never of posted this 

I ate an entire tray of pizza rolls today. it was very hot.